Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

 (theregister.com)

12 points | by pseudolus 7 hours ago

3 comments

  • sillywalk 2 hours ago

    Not The Onion.

    It's worse, because I think that Karp might actually believe that.

    • toxic72 2 hours ago

      Which rights, you may ask?

      Don't worry, Palantir will decide for you

      • al2o3cr 4 hours ago

        Fox declares itself the guardian of chickens' lives